laughter is the best medicine...:)

Sam told me about the accident he was trying to find out 
about: 
Me:  So I heard about some car accident this morning.
Friend:  Yeah, it was Sam, he got hit by a car on the way to 
school. 
Me:  Oh my God, is he alright?
Friend:  I don't think so, they took him to the hospital.
Me:  ICU?  (intensive care unit)
Friend (quite serious):  I see you too, but this is no time to play 
peekaboo

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.
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Doctor! I have a serious problem,I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?
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What is difference between man and Superman?

Man wears underwear under the trouser and

superman wears it over the trouser
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How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?

Shine a torch into her ear..
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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have a nice day!