Sam told me about the accident he was trying to find out
about:
Me: So I heard about some car accident this morning.
Friend: Yeah, it was Sam, he got hit by a car on the way to
school.
Me: Oh my God, is he alright?
Friend: I don't think so, they took him to the hospital.
Me: ICU? (intensive care unit)
Friend (quite serious): I see you too, but this is no time to play
peekaboo
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
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Doctor! I have a serious problem,I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
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What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and
superman wears it over the trouser
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How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear..**************************************************
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand. **************************************************
have a nice day!